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Tatiana Maslany received a much deserved Emmy tonight - does your win really matter?

(it does)

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Featured above are the two winners for tonight's game who make up team "Don't Worry Beyonce".  If you don't think this win is a big deal - it is.  Usually, Beyonce struggles to get past 20 points.  Especially if the questions have anything to do with current events.  Or geography.  Or history.  Or - well, you get the picture.  But they're committed.  And they try.  And that's all that matters, right?  Well, no.  Trying doesn't pay for your bill at the end of a long night of buffalo chicken sandwiches at Barney's.  But, alas, tonight we celebrate their win.  However, before we do that, there are two things you should know about these girls:

Adriana loves Friends and hasn't been able to make it through all of the seasons of Friday Night Lights.  If this were Salem, we would've burned her at the stake a long time ago based on those two facts alone.

Alanna thinks Barb was the best character in "Stranger Things". Barb.  The dead one.  Oh, is that all you remember about her too?  Good.  Because that was her one and only defining characteristic.  Barb sucks.

Congrats on your win, ladies!

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Now that we've reached the end of summer, it seems only appropriate to use this space to compile a best of list curated by the author and (as rule number three states) not open to debate.

BEST MOVIE OF THE SUMMER: Hell or High Water

BEST SONG OF THE SUMMER: "Too Good" Drake ft Rihanna

BEST BOOK READ THIS SUMMER: The Girl on the Train

RUNNER-UP: It by Stephen King

BEST SUMMER TV SERIES: The Night Of

BEST TV SERIES BINGED THIS SUMMER: Rick and Morty Season Two

BEST PLACE VISITED THIS SUMMER: Niagara Falls, NY

BEST VIDEO GAME PLAYED THIS SUMMER: Battlefront

BEST SUMMER OLYMPIC SPORT: Swimming

BEST ALBUM OF THE SUMMER: Blonde - Frank Ocean