Barney's Beanery - Burbank
250 N. 1st St.Burbank CA 91502
(818) 524-2912
- PUB QUIZ—Wednesdays @ 9:00pm
On this day in history:
Domitian became Emperor of the Roman Empire upon the death of his brother Titus
1st lighthouse in American colonies was lit in Boston Harbor
Handel finished his "Messiah" oratorio after working on it nonstop for 23 days
Aaron Burr was acquitted of a misdemeanor charge
Napoleon occupied Moscow and the fires started
Francis Scott Key inspired to write the poem that would go on to become the lyrics to the "Star Spangled Banner"
Teddy Roosevelt sworn in as the youngest man to serve as US President after McKinley dies after being shot by an anarchist in Buffalo
Walt Disney awarded Medal of Freedom at the White House
"The Golden Girls' debuts on NBC
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 10493 | Barney’s Bussery | 63 | 9 | 1.000 |
2 | 10470 | Jenna Dulwartz | 62 | 8 | 0.889 |
3 | Bitches N Hoes | 46 | 7 | 0.778 | |
4 | 10212 | Exceedingly Average | 43 | 6 | 0.667 |
5 | Coming Up Millhouse | 37 | 5 | 0.556 | |
6 | Alabama Ginger Snaps | 31 | 4 | 0.444 | |
7 | Beep Boop | 30 | 3 | 0.333 | |
8 | 10412 | The Dry Sea Men | 24 | 2 | 0.222 |
9 | Please Don't Deport Us | 14 | 1 | 0.111 | |
10 | Team Maryland | 3 | 0 | 0.000 |
An evening, as described in picture captions:
Pic 1: Speak No Evil, See No Evil, Hear No Evil aka 3 deadbeats trying to find a way out of paying their damn bill
Pic 2: This is Marc. He's 6'2, 164 lbs of muscle and a fan of mystery novels, chili fries, and the third season of Everybody Loves Raymond. He is Caucasian. Please call him at 818-544-3219 if you like what you see
Pic 3: I actually don't know who the fuck these people are. I asked them if they would like to get their picture featured in the next issue of Teen Vogue and they giddily posed
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 10493 | Barney’s Bussery | 65 | 4 | 1.000 |
2 | 10412 | The Dry Sea Men | 63 | 3 | 0.750 |
3 | 10212 | Exceedingly Average | 44 | 2 | 0.500 |
4 | We Have an Asian | 40 | 1 | 0.250 | |
5 | Bangarang | 6 | 0 | 0.000 |
Featured above are three carefully chosen pictures from the Facebook accounts of one of the team members of the three winning teams tonight. I will include a fact about each one:
Pic 1: This is Tim. Tim is black.
Pic 2: While it may look like Isabelle is a Survivor fan or a big Olympic buff - it turns out she is neither. Instead, she is a pyromaniac. She's been arrested twice. This picture was taken prior to a 6 month stint in rehab after attempting to set Busta Rhymes' car ablaze.
Pic 3: This is not Phillip. Phillip is actually more Freddy Krueger than Michael Myers.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | Gene Wild 'N Out | 77 | 7 | 1.000 | |
2 | 10493 | Barney’s Bussery | 66 | 6 | 0.857 |
3 | Kill Steen Kill | 55 | 5 | 0.714 | |
4 | 10412 | The Dry Sea Men | 54 | 4 | 0.571 |
5 | What's the WiFi? | 53 | 3 | 0.429 | |
6 | Dicks Out for Harambe | 48 | 2 | 0.286 | |
7 | 10212 | Exceedingly Average | 44 | 1 | 0.143 |
8 | Shattered | 35 | 0 | 0.000 |