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Man: How much does trivia cost?

Me: It's free!

Man: But how much does it cost?

Me: Nothing. It's free to play.

Man: Okay, but that doesn't answer my question.

Me: About how much it costs?

Man: Yes.

Me: It's free. It costs nothing.

Man: No thank you, I don't have any cash on me.

*I'm not sure what language I was speaking tonight but clearly it wasn't English for Dummies*

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It was a good thing the last round was all about dating websites tonight because if you were at trivia on Valentines Day, there's a good chance you're on one, two, three or all of them.

But ya know what's better than chocolate? Winning at trivia. No stuffed bear or long stemmed roses can fill the void in your heart that a victory over your peers can. The thrill of surpassing another group of single men/women for the bragging rights - and the modest gift card - is better than sex with a lizard person off of Tinder any day.

Thanks for coming out and letting me be your Valentine tonight. The evening may not have ended with a goodnight kiss but hey, you weren't getting any action yesterday and you're not getting it tomorrow either so today is really just another day.

XOXO

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The new iPhone models and their adapters? WTF. Are we all in agreement on this? That little white doohickey that you now need to carry around with you everywhere and always runs the risk of getting lost. That little cable that forces you to choose between listening to podcasts in your car or charging your phone. Steve Jobs, get it together, bruh. I know this isn't really your doing, per se, but still - this shit has got to go. And you know why we lost the headphone jack, right? Fun pice of TRIVIA for you: it was scrapped in favor of making the iPhone water resistant for up to three minutes in 5 feet of water. Ya know, for all those times you go swimming accidentally with your phone. Awesome. Keep up the great work, Apple.