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When Bersephones, God of Styrofoam, packed a large fishing pole into a crate to send to his friend Golanus, God Of Hobbies, he'd forgotten that, due to a deal he had to make with Poseidon, some of the crate's route would have to be underwater. No one likes to get shook down by a God, so Bersephones sent a text via the clouds to Golanus that said: "Hey, the less business I give that goon Poseidon the better, so can you just pick up the pole at my place?" and Golanus was like: "Sure," but then Poseidon broke in with his own text and said: "Um, you guys know I can read this right?" Point is: If a god wants to shake you down, you're probably gonna get shook down. Good news though: No such shake down occurred last night at the Glendale Tap on King Trivia night. Let's talk!

The Drinking Round was a Thatch Off: One person from each team was to do their best impression of the Iron Lady herself, UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. One team competed. One team won. And she was British too. It's a good thing she won! Would've been weird otherwise.

In third place with 47 points was Live Laugh Love! In second place with 48 points was Robert & The Passengers. And maintaining their first place position all night long were the Jazzcats with 52 points! Huzz. Ah.

Come back next Wednesday night and every Wednesday night at 7:30 at the Glendale Tap for more King Trivia fun!

QUIZ RECAP

When Dirteus, God Of Mud, did a back flip into the swamp and got Persephone's dress all dirty, she didn't immediately call him a jerk face. First, she closed her eyes in quiet disdain. Then, she gave an almost imperceptable smile as she realized her instincts were and always had been correct: Dirteus would make an awful husband. "Sorry," he said, as he stumbled back to shore, "went too fast." "Dirteus?" asked Persephone. "Yes?" answered Dirteus. "What color was Stretch Armstrong's hair?" And Dirteus answered: "The cartoon version or the doll?" And Persephone was like: "What does it matter?" And Dirteus was all: "Well, if you got asked that at a trivia night, you would want to know the difference." And Persephone thought: "You know, I'm never gonna marry this guy, but at least he might be a good trivia host." An exchange like this NEVER happened at the Glendale Tap on King Trivia night. Let's talk.

Did Will Farrell show up? If you count all the people doing impressions of him for the Drinking Round, then yes! The winner was so good I can't even remember who it was! Free drinks!

In third place with a score of 47 points was 3rd Stringers. In second place with a score of 48 points was Eaters Don't Eat Eaters. And taking the night, as a force of one, was Swiper No Swiping with 54! He sat apart! I suggested he call himself A Man Apart, but no dice! Come check out the Glendale Tap every Wednesday night at 7:30 for more King Trivia fun! 

QUIZ RECAP

Glendale Tap always brings the competition when it comes to trivia night! The teams were all gunning for that top spot but played it safe when it came to double-or-nothing's. With some stumpers in rounds two and four, we quickly found out that this bunch is not full of avid dog show viewers or video game hackers. Even with some challenging questions in the matching round, nothing seemed to deter these players from giving it their all down to the last second. Thanks to our pals who gave impressions a try this week, we can't wait to see what you have to offer next week at 7:30 right here in Glendale!