Killarney's Live Irish Pub

352 Town Pl
Fairview TX 75069
(972) 363-039
  • PUB QUIZ—Tuesdays @ 7:30pm
About Killarney's Live Irish Pub

Killarneys Live Irish Pub is a Bar and restaraunt offering a fine selection of Irish whiskeys, Beers, Live Music, and a full menu of from-scratch food.


Tue Aug 21 2018
| by Quizmaster Louis Roth

Patrick and Colleen packed up the kids and headed out to Shannon Airport for their vacation from
their home in Ireland to a relaxing two weeks in Australia. Patrick thought it would be a good
idea to take some pictures and brought along his old camera for some snaps, not being one to
indulge in this latest cell phone cam fad. As they waited for their flight, Patrick grabbed a
nearby tourist and asked him if he would take a picture of the family. The gentleman gladly
obliged and while he fiddled with Patrick's ancient Nikon, the family patiently waited for the
picture to be taken. After a while, they grew fidgety and Colleen asked her husband, "Why's
he takin' so long, Pat?" To which Patrick replied, "He's got to focus, first." Colleen's
mouth dropped open and she exclaimed, "What?!? All of us?!?"

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was Quizmaster Lou's Irish joke (in honor of Kilarney's) which
started off the evening. Fortunately, the rest of the evening went exceedingly well, with the
addition of a new team, Not Safe For Work, who dominated the pub with numbers and managed to
snag a third place win. Age & Treachery took second while the long absent Alcoballics returned
to win first place.

A shout out to the AFCF (aka the Allen Fairview Chamber Friends) who prodigally returned as
well. Ship It! dropped by while local faves Poonswagglers and Tequila Mockingbirds suffered from
DONS. (That's Double-or-Nothing Syndrome). Oh, IFFY! and Wossamatta-U vied evenly and ended up
just outside the winner's circle.

Great stuff, everyone. Have an equally great week!

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 14109 Alcoballics 50 9 1.000
2 15611 Age and treachery 46 8 0.889
3 16106 Not Safe For Work 41 7 0.778
4 15262 Wossamotta U 38 6 0.667
5 12092 IFFY! 37 5 0.556
6 15071 One Left in the Chamber 36 4 0.444
7 The Barflies 27 3 0.333
8 14448 Tequila Mockingbird 26 2 0.222
9 14200 Poonswagglers 22 1 0.111
10 11504 Ship It 20 0 0.000


Tue Aug 14 2018
| by Quizmaster Louis Roth

There are questions in life. Big questions and little questions. In the course of human
events, every person will come up against these questions; And in so doing, they will face
their own, personal moment of truth in which they must make a decision, forever establishing
patterns that may dictate their lives ever after... One such question is, should the Quiz
master allow "beer" as the answer to the tenth question on the Find-the-Connection Round when
the scripted answer was alcohol brands/brewers? Such was the dilemma last night at Kilarney's,
when Quizmaster Lou found himself shouting down an angry crowd when it was discovered that
Bacardi Silver was also a malt beverage!

As always, QM Lou tries to be a wise judge, amending decisions to fit the facts on the ground.
After all, fallible humans make mistakes, and when they do, the correct course of action is to
make corrections. And yet, in so doing, even this can affect those who had cast their votes
differently, and those corrections also mitigate their scores. This is particularly true when
Double-or-Nothing's are at stake. QM Lou's histrionics aside, it is entertainment after all,
I apologize for any misunderstanding I communicated in Round Five last night. Despite this, I
know that many of you supported my decision and had nothing but good will towards your Quiz
Master, as many of you came up to me afterwards, professing such sentiments.

That said, a shout out to the Divorcee's, who dropped by last night. It was good to see you
again, even though things didn't quite go your way. As well, welcome to The Louie's, the
newbie team that snagged third place and whose scores picked up noticeably after their female
companions arrived.

Instead of closing with an Irish proverb this week, QM Lou chose an Irish joke. Unfortunately,
it's rather vulgar, so in the interests of brevity, decency and taste, I shall only relate the
punchline: A man asks a short fellow in a green hat, "But, where's the pot of gold?" To which
the latter replies, "Well boyo, don't you think you're a might too old to be believin' in
Leprechauns, now?" I leave the rest to your imagination.

Have a great week everybody!

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 14448 Tequila Mockingbird 70 8 1.000
2* 14903 I’llgoogleit 56 6 0.812
2 16013 The Louie’s 56 6 0.812
4 14027 The Divorcees 50 5 0.625
5 12092 IFFY! 36 2 0.375
5 15262 Wossamotta U 36 2 0.375
5 Team Barflies 36 2 0.375
8 15611 Age and treachery 33 1 0.125
9 14200 Poonswagglers 32 0 0.000
* Won Tiebreaker


Tue Aug 7 2018
| by Quizmaster Louis Roth

Things of note:

1. People really know their cookies!
2. The Romans really did rule the world and we're still living with their influence. (DC Comics
3. Quiz Master Lou is on the marquee at Kilarney's!

Quite a horse race this Tuesday. Age & Treachery went from first, to third, to second, and
ended up back in first place at evening's end. Tequila Mockingbirds held the lead until the
last round to take second. Newly formed home team, the Barflies, the bartending duo of Niko and
Zach, snagged third. Quizmaster Lou supposes that watching the pub quiz week after week, knowing
the answers and not being able to play was too frustrating, so they finally threw their hat in
the ring. Of course, as being on the other side of the line of management, they could not accept
their own prizes and bumped their swag to the fourth place team, I'll Google It! My guess is,
on future, busy evenings, they'll be too preoccupied making drinks to answer questions.

Special mention to newbies, the Vans, who missed the entire first round but still managed to
place 5th out of eight teams. I have a feeling they'll be showing up on time next week, and when
they do, watch out. They could be contenders!

Another special mention to IFFY! because... Well, just because.

Excellent quiz this week as well. Round Six was Quizmaster Lou's fave. I had to guess at what
a 'Meg' was, but I got 'em all right! So did a lot of other folks. Lots of Double-or-Nothing's
that round. But please lay off of Dwayne Johnson for a while. He's getting KTPQ over exposure.

"May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through
your door!"

Have a great week everybody!

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 15611 Age and treachery 76 7 1.000
2 14448 Tequila Mockingbird 72 6 0.857
3 Team Barflies 71 5 0.714
4 14903 I’llgoogleit 68 4 0.571
5 15912 Van's 59 3 0.429
6 12092 IFFY! 49 2 0.286
7 15262 Wossamotta U 39 1 0.143
8 14200 Poonswagglers 32 0 0.000
* Won Tiebreaker