QUIZ RECAP

Welcome to the King Trivia Summer Games at Barney's Beanery! The greatest quizletes from around the world gather every Tuesday at 9pm to show off their skills.

Freddy and the Jets dominated in water polo, winning the gold after a whole lot of unseen underwater kicking.

In the dressage portion, Bucket hat boyz maneuvered their trivia horse into several frankly unnatural dances to earn silver.

And Dumbest Avengers won the bronze in modern pentathalon by being very good at five contemporary things.

See you all next time in Paris. Sorry, I mean West Hollywood, the Paris of Los Angeles County.

QUIZ RECAP

King Trivia at Barney's Beanery began directly after the NBA FInals concluded, so my memory of the two may be a bit confused.

After four successful Double Or Nothings and a strong game inside the paint, 172 won the Larry O'Brien NBA Championship Trophy. ANTETOKOUNMPO's stellar fundamentals and knowledge of Olympic medalists delivered a robust second place finish. Butt Snorkelers came in third thanks to a perfect Handout Round and the magnificent coaching of Mike Budenholzer.

See you all again next week in Milwaukee! Sorry, I mean West Hollywood, the Milwaukee of Southern California.

QUIZ RECAP

Look, I know the last sixteen months have not been kind to my waistline, but when several teams guessed that the largest moon in our solar system is my bum, I took the hint. I jogged a quarter-mile and did two push-ups. All is now good.

You know what else is good? King Trivia at Barney's Beanery! The rare Southern California humidity raised both the dew point and the quiz competition level. High-Fiving a Million Angels took four successful Double or Nothings to the bank. The bank was closed, so they came back and used them to win tonight's game.

After an evening of intense brain-to-brain combat, a strong showing in Round 7 allowed Quizzlypuffs to take second place by one point over Captain Mandrake's Booty.

See you all next week when I promise to have reduced my bottom to the size of large asteroid.