Barney's Beanery - West Hollywood

8447 Santa Monica Blvd.
West Hollywood CA 90069
(323) 654-2287
  • PUB QUIZ—Tuesdays @ 9:00pm

QUIZ RECAP

Tue Apr 10 2018
| by Quizmaster Christopher Handschuch
|

If you've been following King Trivia on any form of social media, you know that THE TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS has returned. And tonight, to celebrate our inaugural weeks, we had some special guest stars in the audience.

A number of teams did very well on tonight's picture round, naming famous people that hailed from Asian countries, and lo and behold - some of those faces were among our players.

Big shoutout to Chairman Mao Zedong who bought the last place team a plate of mozzarella sticks and came up to the microphone to read Round 3 in his native language. A tough round as not a single team managed to get a correct response - great job, Mao!

Also making an appearance was Psy who regaled the crowd with a heartbreaking country rendition of "Gangnam Style". There wasn't a dry eye in the house!

Unfortunately, Jackie Chan was unable to make it but Barney's was kind enough to broadcast a message from him across all of their TV's as he wished the players good luck in the tournament, encouraged them to register their teams and suggested pulling some dope karate moves on anyone who was a few points ahead of you - ya know, to show them who's boss. Thanks Jackie!

Don't sleep on trivia nights, folks. Big things are happening all the time - gather your smart friends and head to a participating bar near you!

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 11008 I Blame Obama 92 31 1.000
2 10184 Quizlamic State 87 30 0.968
3 10180 The Kids Table 84 29 0.935
4 14196 Swedish Fish Oreos 82 28 0.903
5 11211 Harley + Ivy 77 27 0.871
6 KodaChromeo 69 26 0.839
7 10395 Hail hydra! 66 25 0.806
8 Such Bitches 60 24 0.774
9 10096 Double Downton Abbey 59 23 0.742
10 BD87 Loves SL82 56 22 0.710
11 10930 Quiz on Your Face 53 21 0.677
12 14132 Dilly dilly 69 52 19 0.629
12 The Horse Portion 50th Anniversary Tour 52 19 0.629
14 Damage In My Pants 50 18 0.581
15 11004 Touched by an Uncle 49 17 0.548
16 13506 Nicolas Cage Exploded My Heart 48 16 0.516
17 13489 Car Pie 42 15 0.484
18 14017 Edit later 39 14 0.452
19 Mary Poppin Bottles 36 13 0.419
20 I'd Rather Be Playing Fortnite 35 12 0.387
21 I Feel Stupid and Contagious 25 11 0.355
22 Grandma's Watch 23 8 0.290
22 MLB 23 8 0.290
22 14374 Hot Toddies 23 8 0.290
25 IDKTBH 20 6 0.210
25 The Ehhh Team 20 6 0.210
27 14375 Jew - “ish”?! 18 5 0.161
28 Gay to the Point 17 4 0.129
29 Team Justin 12 3 0.097
30 Team Mike 11 2 0.065
31 Peanut and the Gang 10 1 0.032
32 T Squared 9 0 0.000

QUIZ RECAP

Tue Apr 3 2018
| by Quizmaster Stevie Lukaszewski
|

I was new to these teams tonight, and they welcomed me right in!

What a fantastic bunch of people.

The teams here were ready to compete!

On the round 4 guess who, most of them handed in a correct answer for a solid number of points. I was impressed, these teams are good.

Rounds 6 and 7 brought in a lot of high scores making it a tough race for the top spot.

Quizlamic state walked away with the number one spot, followed by Where’s Rachel in second and Harley and Ivy (winners of the tie breaker) in third.

Barney’s is an entertaining place to be for a night of King Trivia!

 

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 10184 Quizlamic State 83 20 1.000
2 11015 Where’s Rachel 75 19 0.950
3* 11211 Harley + Ivy 66 17 0.875
3 Carol Channing Tatum 66 17 0.875
5 Chick-fil-a-tio 63 16 0.800
6 10180 The Kids Table 61 15 0.750
7 13489 Car Pie 60 14 0.700
8 11008 I Blame Obama 56 13 0.650
9 10395 Hail Hydra! 52 12 0.600
10 11004 Lick Lick Lick my Balls 50 10 0.525
10 And in the Lead 50 10 0.525
12 14231 Ships 45 9 0.450
13 The Late Comers 44 8 0.400
14 14132 Dilly Dilly 43 7 0.350
15 13506 Nicolas Cage Broke Our Hearts 37 6 0.300
16 Stormy Daniels for President 35 5 0.250
17 Touched by the King 34 4 0.200
18 Joey Triviani 30 3 0.150
19 Rats Rule 28 2 0.100
20 Jessica Grey Clark and Bill 23 1 0.050
21 Fish Hunters 20 0 0.000
* Won Tiebreaker

QUIZ RECAP

Tue Mar 27 2018
| by Quizmaster Christopher Handschuch
|

Captain's Log, Stardate 2018.3

There were more than usual tonight. Multiplying like Gremlins after the irregular LA rainstorm. Hungry for their HQ fix, wanting wings and trivia, they descended upon Barney's.

There was only me against the rising horde. My crew scattered, hosting their own horrors. Wielding a faulty pen and the answers, I held my own.

But they kept coming.

I clocked in a total of 38 warring tribes, each of them intent on coveting the gift card for their own.

I did my best to quell them but they kept coming. They knew Adam Sandler played Smitty on The Cosby Show. They'd grown up with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. NFL franchise teams are what this world was built upon.

They knew - and they kept coming.

Their pens broke, their answer sheets got water on them, the team next to them was using some sort of electronic device - but through all of the pain and competition, they persevered.

Teams doubled and were successful. Some took guesses and were elevated to know they'd scored points for their team. The camaraderie was alive and you could feel it in the air. A pin could drop while the reading of the questions took place and you would have been able to determine where it had landed and the size of the pin, that's how quiet it was.

They were intent, listening, thirsting for knowledge.

These humans - they aren't so bad after all.

 

Except for the one that threw up in the urinal. He sucks.

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 10096 Double Downton Abbey 87 37 1.000
2 Definitely Cheating 69 36 0.973
3 11008 I Blame Obama 68 35 0.946
4 Quizlamic State 65 34 0.919
5 Not Gay But I'll Suck a Dick 64 33 0.892
6 11211 Harley + Ivy 62 32 0.865
7 13489 Car Pie 59 31 0.838
8 The British Are Coming 57 30 0.811
9 Le Tits Now, Chris 56 29 0.784
10 Ships 53 28 0.757
11 13171 See You Next Tuesday 50 27 0.730
12 Quizteama Aguilera 47 25 0.689
12 Lick Lick Lick My Balls 47 25 0.689
14 Underground Man 44 24 0.649
15 10180 The Kids Table 43 22 0.608
15 Dark and Stormy Daniels 43 22 0.608
17 10395 Hail hydra! 42 21 0.568
18 Too Lit To Quit 40 20 0.541
19 The Winners 37 17 0.486
19 Cat Ladies 37 17 0.486
19 No Place Like Home 37 17 0.486
22 Tigers 36 16 0.432
23 This Date Hinges On Our Score 33 14 0.392
23 Dilly Dilly 69 33 14 0.392
25 13506 Nicolas Cage Exploded My Heart 31 13 0.351
26 Outlaw and Ninja 30 11 0.311
26 American Hustlers 30 11 0.311
28 Big Fact Hunt 29 10 0.270
29 2 Peckered Billy Goats 27 9 0.243
30 The Quizlamic State Two 26 8 0.216
31 Bison Dicks 25 7 0.189
32 Big D at the Kids Table 24 6 0.162
33 Hot Apple Pies 23 5 0.135
34 2 Girls 1 Guy 17 4 0.108
35 Spank my Ass And Call Me Mr President 16 2 0.068
35 Better Late Than Never 16 2 0.068
37 Nothing Matters 10 1 0.027
38 No Glove No Love 8 0 0.000
* Won Tiebreaker