QUIZ RECAP

Even though no one playing King Trivia at The Oaks Tavern accepted their quizmaster's invitation to a C-SPAN3 viewing party, it was a fabulously fun night.

Four different teams held the lead during the game until an undying love of The Lord of the Rings led The Peacocks to victory. Second place went to I Wish This Microphone Were a Dick, and never before have I seen a team take such delight in watching a quizmaster have to repeat their name.

Jizz Claiborne won the Drinking Round thanks to their devotion to Barney the Dinosaur.

See you next week for more King Trivia at The Oaks Tavern. Maybe I'll upgrade the invite to C-SPAN2!

QUIZ RECAP

You only turn 30 once. You can come in second playing King Trivia at The Oaks Tavern many times. But how many times can you do both on the same night? Well, once. Because of the birthday thing. That's math. Or physics? Maybe pop culture. I don't know.

What I do know is The One Where She Turns 30 did all of the above. The Dynamic Duo took first place by a single, very important point. The tricenarian revelers also won the Drinking Round.

We'll be back next Wednesday evening for more King Trivia at Tha Oaks. That's science? That's geometry? Now That's What I Call Music 17?

QUIZ RECAP

Lot's of people think they're the Cool Guy Over There, but only one Cool Guy Over There can say he won a King Trivia tiebreaker against Perched on the Corner. I suppose others could say it, but they would be lying liars who lie.

And only Backdoor Slutz 9 can say they won the Drinking Round. Take that Backdoor Slutz, Backdoor Slutz 2, Backdoor Slutz 3, Backdoor Slutz 4, Backdoor Slutz 5, Backdoor Slutz 6, the Professor, and Mary-Anne!

Can King Trivia say it will be back at The Oaks Tavern next Wednesday at 7:30? Yes, it can. Because it will.