The Glendale Tap
4227 San Fernando RdGlendale CA 91204
- PUB QUIZ—Wednesdays @ 7:30pm
The Glendale Tap
Glendale CA 91204
QUIZ RECAP
When Roderon, God of Grass, saw that his sod delivery was late (he’d been trying to get his lawn just the right shade of green for eons), he immediately called Girtheus, God Of Manure, for some advice. “You know how these things go,” said Girth, “when I get the last bill you ran up taken care of, you’ll get your sod.” Roderon was livid. “I ran up? Whattaya mean? Your manure was wanting!” This was not the first time Girth’s poop supply had been called “wanting” and he took offense to it. “I work with only the finest pigs,” defended. Girth. “No need to bring your mom into this,” answered Roderon. Well, that was the straw that broke the celestial camel’s back and brought the two gods together in the clouds for combat, knocking each other out in the stratosphere and falling to the earth broken and bloody. The moral is: Don’t do stuff like this at the Glendale Tap on Wednesday nights at 7:30 when King Trivia’s going on! Let’s talk!
Tonight’s Drinking Round was a competition to see who could do the best impression of Heath Ledger’s The Joker. It was called “Bring The Heath” and a guy on Burrito Supreme Court won it handily. Free drinks for them!
In third place tonight was Urethra Franklin. They saw their third place opening and took it with 51 points! In second place was 55 Burgers with 56 points! And taking the whole night was Burrito Supreme Court with 64 points! Come back next Wednesday night and every Wednesday night for more King Trivia fun!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 113080 | Burrito Supreme Ct | 64 | 6 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 100230 | 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS | 56 | 5 | 0.833 |
| 3 | 113077 | Urethra Franklin | 51 | 4 | 0.667 |
| 4 | Booberry | 50 | 3 | 0.500 | |
| 5 | 113074 | Robert & The Passengers | 47 | 2 | 0.333 |
| 6 | Bear Down | 44 | 1 | 0.167 | |
| 7 | Guess we are playing trivia tonight | 33 | 0 | 0.000 |
QUIZ RECAP
When Elektra, goddesss of outdoor BBQ's, found herself in need of extra molasses one day, she called her friend Xavier, god of clouds, and said: "Hey, can I swing by for some mo-mo?" ("Mo-mo" is what gods call molasses and everyone knows that.) Xavier scoffed: "How the hell am I supposed to give you any of my molasses when you destroyed my molasses trees with your war with the Groombas?" As the two gods argued, the Earth below remarked: "You know, while they argue we should have a trivia contest." Much like the one at the Glendale Tap every Wedneaday night at 7:30! Let's talk!
The Drinking Round was called "Who Can Do The Best Tasmanian Devil?" The winner? I Don't Know. I'm not saying I don't know who won. I'm saying the name of the team who won was I Don't Know. He did the spinning and most importantly the raspberry noises. Free drinks!
In third place with a score of 57 points was Team 8! That's right! 8 got 3! In second place with a score of 59 points was Beers For Queers! And the winner again with 65 points was Live Laugh Love! Come back next Wednesday and every Wednesday at 7:30 at the Glendale Tap for more King Trivia fun!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Live Laugh Love | 65 | 6 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | 27737 | Beers For Queers | 59 | 5 | 0.833 |
| 3 | 112416 | Team 8 | 57 | 4 | 0.667 |
| 4 | I don’t know | 50 | 3 | 0.500 | |
| 5 | Jazz Cats | 37 | 2 | 0.333 | |
| 6 | 92068 | Team C+ | 36 | 1 | 0.167 |
| 7 | 112424 | frubbling comets | 33 | 0 | 0.000 |
QUIZ RECAP
When Vestabulous, god of Stars, called Jermanius, god of Questions, and asked him: "Hey, Jerm? Which star is the biggest?" and Jerm was like: "Dude, you're the god of stars. Why don't you know this? Whatever you do, don't ever be a trivia host for bars and stuff. They will never let you live it down. The answer is UY Scuti and don't ever call me again" and hung up. Vestabulous would never call Jermanius again, but would go on to name his first all-theramin band UY Scuti. They were supposed to open for Gorilla Casserole but the show was cancelled because of previously-scheduled pub trivia, much like the kind at Glendale Tap on Wednesday nights at 7:30. Let's talk!
In honor of round 2, the Drinking Round was "Who Can Do The Best Drunk?" One person from each team came up to the mic and acted drunk. Not suprisingly, The Neurodivergents won. She said something about wanting nachos and it brought the whole room together.
In third place was the aforementioned Neurodivergents with 42 points. In second was Jazz Cats with 50 points. But destroying the room was Bear Down with a downbearing 67 points for the win. Join us for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap every Wednesday night at 7:30!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Bear down | 67 | 5 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Jazz Cats | 50 | 4 | 0.800 | |
| 3 | The Neurodivergent’s | 42 | 3 | 0.600 | |
| 4 | 111809 | The Brainy Bunch | 37 | 2 | 0.400 |
| 5 | 110958 | Robert and passengers | 35 | 1 | 0.200 |
| 6 | Lavender lemonade | 21 | 0 | 0.000 |
