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When Philamedes, god of bacon, discovered he was one pig short of a drift, he panicked. The God Squad Barbeque was in twelve hours and he wasn't gonna have enough meat. "Who can I borrow a pig from?" he asked his mom, Hydrangia. "How about Enophilgus?" she suggested. "Doesn't he owe you a sheep or something like that?" Philamedes jumped on his ostrich and booked it over to Enophilgus's castle. "Hey, Eno!" he shouted from below. "How 'bout a pig! I'm low for today." Enophilgus immediately threw a spare pig into a catapult and launched it over to Philamedes who caught it and turned right back home to continue preparation. "Thanks!" he called back. "I'll make sure you get extra slather!" The point is: Extra slather was exactly what The Glendale Tap got with King Trivia on Wednesday night. Let's talk:

The Drinking Round was a Clint Eastwood Impression. It helps when the guy you're doing the impression of doesn't talk that much.

In third place was Just The Kens with 60 points. In second was 55 Burgers with 61 (ouch) points. And in first was Live Laugh Love with 81. Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at The Glendale Tap.

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When the goddess Vesta layed down her life for her brother Rockmore, whose gambling debts had long been getting out of hand, she thought for sure he'd be grateful. The Gods Of Strife had made a bet for his life that the number of Lothar's goats would not exceed one thousand. After final count, the beasts numbered about six thousand. "Rats!" he exclaimed. Suddenly a thousand rats appeared and made to kill him. "Wait!" Vesta yelled. "Take me instaead!" The rats quicklky conferred with each other and said: "Um, okay" and ate her face in quick order. Rockmore, suddenly saved, shrugged his shoulders, which were the size of mountains, and scampered off to the casino. Point is: Get your numbers right when wagering on how many of something there are. Like how people do on Wednesdays at the Glendale Tap at 7:30 for King Trivia! Let's talk.

Enough people had heard of Johnny Cash that a Cash Off was instigated for The Drinking Round. The Winner? Just The Kens with the lowest, slowest, and saddest rendition of "The Song About The Guy Who Got Shot." Good job!

Speaking of Just The Kens, they took third with 54 points. Live Laugh Love lived, laughed and loved all the way to second place with 60 points. And taking first was Megan's Illinois Marauders with a brain crushing 70 points!

Come back every Wednesday to the Glendale Tap for more King Trivia fun!

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When Aeneas, son of Venus, asked his mom: "Mom, how do you say my name?" and she responded: "I always call you Sugar Booger," he was all: "No, for real. How do you pronounce my name? Because all the kids at school call me Anus." Venice laughed and the entire world heard it because she was the Goddess of Beauty or something like that. "Great, my mom's laughing at me," said Anus--I mean, Aeneas. Although, I guess, when you think about it, the entire world was laughing at them because they're gods and everyone can hear them. "And why do I have to go to school?" he went on. "I'm the son of gods!" Venus was about to respond but she had a roast in the oven. Look, the point is this: Any argument can be ironed out with simple trivia contests like the ones at The Glendale Tap on Wednesday nights. Let's talk!

The Drinking Round was a competition for Who Can Do The Best Quentin Tarrantino. Beers For Queers won with a reference to feet. And that's all it takes!

In third place was "Bille And Da Boys 2 Men with 51 points. In second place was Beers For Queers with 56 points. And dominating the evening for the one thousandth time was Fertile Crescent Rolls with 8,000 points. Please join us for more trivia fun at The Glendale Tap every Wednesday night at 7:30!