The Glendale Tap
4227 San Fernando RdGlendale CA 91204
- PUB QUIZ—Wednesdays @ 7:30pm
When Artemis halted the winds that blew the Greek ships during the Trojan War, she only did it because she was hunting and taking a bead on a fat boar. She had her bow and arrow all tensed up and the slightest wind in any direction would’ve fouled her shot. So, yes, she stopped the winds and for a while the Greek fleet had to hang out in Aulis which I guess would be the modern day equivalent of Chico, California: nothing to do there. The fleet was like: “For our trouble, why don’t you share some of that boar with us, Arty?” This was the wrong question. Don’t call her Arty. That fleet was never heard from again. Point is: There are no wrong questions when it comes to trivia night at the Glendale Tap! Let’s talk.
In honor of all the musical acts of Round 2, the Drinking Round saw one person from each team sing a song from one of those acts. No one should have to hear “Wonderwall” more than once in a night, but I was wrong! Treating us to the dulcet tones of My Chemical Romance was Jewel Thieves. Their team member practically threatened the audience to get the win and sometimes that’s all it takes. If you can’t win by singing well, you might win my scaring me. Great job!
Stealing jewels and hearts with a third place showing of 60 points was the aforementioned Jewel Thieves! Check For Fruits took second with 67 points. And running the show with 73 points was Jazz Cats! Meow.
Do come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap, won’t you?
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | Jazz Cats | 73 | 4 | 1.000 | |
2 | 89752 | Check For Fruits | 67 | 3 | 0.750 |
3 | The Jewel Thieves | 60 | 2 | 0.500 | |
4 | 17413 | Almost Okay | 51 | 1 | 0.250 |
5 | 98077 | Queen Bees | 43 | 0 | 0.000 |
When Zeus turned Calibos into a freak, Calibos was all: "But why?" and Zeus was all: "Because you're a jerk, man. You killled my horses. Literally no one likes you." And Calibos was all: "Okay, other than that." And Zeus kinda thought that was funny, but still turned him into a freak becauase, as Sophocles said, "Rules is rules." You know where else rules is rules? At the Glendale Tap on Wednesday nights for King Trivia. Let's talk:
Tonight's Drinking Round was a contest to see who could do the Best Impression Of Their Dad. One team member managed a really good impression of a sneeze, and the winner depicted a dad so disgusted by the musical "Cats" that it brought the entire room together. I have never seen more people in more agreement that "Cats" sucks.
In third place tonight with a score of 42 points was Dem Boyz. In second was the 46 points-having Queen Bees. And dominating again with 55 points was Fertile Crescent Rolls. They win more frequently than "Cats" keeps being bad.
Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 92972 | Fertile Crescent Rolls | 55 | 7 | 1.000 |
2 | 98077 | Queen Bees | 46 | 6 | 0.857 |
3 | Dem boyz | 42 | 5 | 0.714 | |
4 | 17413 | Almost Okay | 36 | 3 | 0.500 |
4 | 15512 | Check for Fruits | 36 | 3 | 0.500 |
6 | Lisa Morgan and the Cucks | 35 | 2 | 0.286 | |
7 | 101974 | Biohazardous Bisexuals | 34 | 1 | 0.143 |
8 | 98666 | lady luck | 24 | 0 | 0.000 |
Glendale Tap Room is an amazingly hip, cool neighborhood bar with great music , excellent trivia teams with n Wednesday , delicious pizza with hand tossed crust and an extraordinary selection of craft and domestic beer. I would also note that this is one of the friendliest staffs I have ever worked with. Please stop by and tell them Qizmaster Phil sent you !
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 101252 | Live laugh love | 74 | 4 | 1.000 |
2 | 15512 | Check for Fruits | 67 | 3 | 0.750 |
3 | 27737 | Beers For Queers | 47 | 2 | 0.500 |
4 | Jazz Cats | 44 | 1 | 0.250 | |
5 | 17413 | Almost Okay | 23 | 0 | 0.000 |