QUIZ RECAP

This was a fantastic game tonight with wonderful engaging teams!  Everybody was in positive spirits, drinks were enjoyed by all, and everyone enjoyed the question set. I look forward to visiting this establishment in the future 🙂

QUIZ RECAP

When Ventraneus, God Of Air Ducts, rerouted his last shaft for the night, he thought for sure he’d have the rest of the night off. “Hey, Vent (to his friends)!” said a voice directly behind him. There, crouched with him in the third juncture, was Heliumerus, God Of Balloons. Before Heli (to his friends) could even say word one, Vent said: “Lemme guess! You need me for a child’s birthday party.” And Heli was all: “How did you know?” and Vent was like: “I’m the God Of Air Ducts and you are the God Of Putting Things Off Until The Last Minute.” Within seconds, Vent and Heli were at a birthday party in a park where 2 million kids stood in numb silence, each holding one deflated balloon, looking up at the sky, waiting for something to happen. “All they need is the air, man,” said Heli to Vent. “You’re the God Of Helium!” said Vent, “why aren’t you ready for this?” and Heli was like: “I was too busy at the talent show. The old ladies of the BINGO committee wanted to do a rendition of “Short People Got No Reason To Live” as chipmunks and they used all my helium.” Within seconds, Vent blew about two million cubic feet of helium into all 2 millions kids’ balloons. As each kid started to silently rise into the air, high above the park, high above the earth, Heli said to Vent: “One balloon should only have .5 cubic meters of helium.” “I’m the God Of Air Ducts, man, not helium” Here’s the point: This exact scene played out last night at the Glendale Tap on King Trivia night. Let’s talk.

The Drinking Round was a competition of whoever could do the best impression of any of the Misters from Round Two. Points For Slytherin took it with an impeccable Mr. Ed. Free drinks for your liver!

In third place was Jazz Cats with 37 points because the real second place finisher was Glendale Tap This and they refuse to win a prize. In second place was Points For Slytherin with  39 points. And winning the night with more than one double or nothing was No Grabbing Bets with 60 points! Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!

QUIZ RECAP

When Rooferaneus, God Of Rooftops, hammered the last nail into the top of his customer’s house, he immediately screamed: “I’m outta here!” and slid down the slide he’d put there for just such easy escapes. “Not so fast!” a voice boomed from above. Looking up, Roof (to his friends) saw only two large, black, hairy holes. “Zoom out!” yelled Roof to the figure from above. “Oh, sorry,” the sky-bound voice said and did just that: zoomed out an appropriate amount to reveal the nose of Cloudeneus, God Of Clouds. “Oh hey, Cloud (to his friends). What’re you doing up there?” said Roof sarcastically as Cloud’s face came into focus. “Need a favor,” said Cloud. “You’re kidding,” thought Roof. “You’re kidding,” said Roof. “The top of my mother-in-law’s house got blown away by a kraken fart this morning and she’s gonna need a new one.” “A kraken?” asked Roof, “don’t you mean the kraken?” “Oh, there’s more than one now,” said Cloud. And there began an entire argument about what constituted a real kraken against the one true kraken and before they knew it, Cloud’s mother-in-law had won a rental apartment lottery and found a new place all by herself. Here’s the point: If you don’t stay on topic, the problem you have one minute might just go away the next. Nothing like that happened at The Glendale Tap Wednesday night. Let’s talk:

The Drinking Round was a Cher Off. The best impression of Cher won free drinks. The winner? Foxymoron with a scene from Moonstruck where she slaps Nicolas Cage. It counted.

In third place tonight was When In Ramen with with 63. In second was Forgive Me Father, The Beef Has Gone Sour! with 65 points. And taking the night, and Cher’s heart, was Foxymoron with 67 points. Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!