QUIZ RECAP

Well it was another entertaining night of trivia at Woodland Hill's best bar to eat British style nachos, The White Harte! While regular Quiz Master Adam was away (on his honeymoon perhaps???), I, Quiz Master Joel filled in once again and witnessed Team All About Me take home a three point victory over team Tired But Still Here. Decomposing Mozarts finished in third with 54 points.

For the drinking round I asked for a commonly found object in a classroom and received the word "ruler." From there, players had to come up with the best punchline to a joke we would make up on the spot based on the suggested word.

Here's your winning joke from Team Artemis:

185 Rulers walk into a bar, and the bartender says,

"Hey, we don't serve rulers here!"

So the rulers said,

"Why? Don't we measure up?"

Ba dum dum! Have a great week White Harte!

QUIZ RECAP

Well ladies, he's almost taken.

That's right, your regular Quizmaster, Adam, is getting married this weekend!

So without further adieu, in honor of this occasion, here is your drinking round winner and WORLD'S WORST WEDDING TOAST courtesy of your friends, The Original O.G.'s (AKA Black Dragon Society):

"I want to thank you all for coming out tonight to celebrate the union of Adam and Her. For those of you who don't know me, I'm the guy who bangs Adam's Mom. Over the years, Adam and I have grown very close- such great memories: dodging his swings of the baseball bat, putting out the fires Adam set in my Winnebago, (and) banging Adam's Mom. So let's all raise a glass to the woman who bore him, Adam's Mom... wait, I mean, Adam... and Her."

Cheers Adam! Have a great wedding! Pictured above are all of your world's worst wedding toasts from those who played last night at the White Harte. Enjoy!

QUIZ RECAP

Size doesn't always matter fellas. In a lot of cases, it does. Like when you're deflecting arrows with a shield, or when you're trying to ward off a predator with a frill from your neck, or when you're trying to win "best recap" by writing a shit load of stupid jokes and getting kind of meta about it... 

When it comes to trivia, however, it's the grey matter that... uh... matters. Despite being the only team to play all 7 rounds with only 2 players, they lead the pack in every single round! Robert Downey Jr. Mints (a team who has won the hearts of America, then squandered that love on drugs. Only to return triumphant as the leader of America's new superhero team. All the time keeping amazingly fresh breath... I went way too far with this... Please don't sue me Mr. Stark!) Won 1st place!

In 2nd place, a team that created some of literatures most timeless works as "A Midsummer Night's 30 Rack" "Twelfth Night of a Drinking Binge" and of course the classic, "Romeo & Boozeiette" - Shakesbeers! 

Tonight's "Roast the Quizmaster" Drinking Round came up with some great insults for yours truly, ..."Don't quit your day job!" "Can't see you behind that light post, you're 25 lbs underweight!" "Glad KT's salary can afford you a mail-order bride!" "You listen to Nickleback unironically" and the winning roast from our 2nd place team Shakesbeers... "Light travels faster than sound. That's why this quizmaster seems bright until you hear him speak." 

Congrats to our winners! Thank you ALL so much for playing! Please join me right here, same bat time, same bat channel! This is your friendly neighborhood Quizmaster signing off!

-Adam    \m/(>.<)\m/      

P.S... Thank you SO much to team The Fighting Mongooses! Who gave me, and my wonderful fiancee, a congrats card for our upcoming nuptials! I love you guys and all the other teams who show up every week, becoming my extended family! I love you all so much!