"A British pub so legitimate that British people actually frequent it, Woodland Hills' White Harte Pub is also popular with everyone from the just-turned-21 crowd to the middle-aged happy hour set."
Another fantastic night at the White Harte, with some amazing team names! In tonight's drinking round I asked teams to come up with a team logo. We Thought This Was a Paint Nite won a round with their awesome logo which asked "can we still use the groupon?" Also pictured are the logos from And in Last Place... (Who fortunately never lived up to their name.) The Sea Men (is that a dick on the bow of the ship? Why YES IT IS!) Adam SMASH! (For a stick figure, that looks almost EXACTLY like me!) And Dingo Daycare ("Goddamnit Dingy, if you keep eating the babies, how are we supposed to get paid?!")
Coming in 3rd place with 34 points, Dingo Daycare... They would've had 2nd, but they were too busy eating babies to turn in their pen (which I give 2 bonus points for because I like to recycle!)
They've battled raunchy pirates, confused patrons, an 80's band created by the alt right and beat the baby eating dogs by 1 point, the eye of the tiger has given them 2nd place! Survivors!
The only team that doubled down, happened to nail it twice, giving them a commanding lead of 69 points (giggity)... We've got a Code Green here people! Adam SMASH! Whom I assume was inspired by my incredible hulk shirt for their name, so I decided to invade their victory photo!
Congrats to our winners! Thank you ALL so much for playing, please join me right here, same bat time, same bat channel! This is your friendly neighborhood Quizmaster signing off!
-Adam \m/(>.<)\m/
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 10206 | Adam SMASH! | 69 | 8 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 10879 | Survivors | 35 | 7 | 0.875 |
| 3 | 12244 | Dingo Daycare | 34 | 6 | 0.750 |
| 4 | 12261 | We Thought this was a Paint Nite | 31 | 5 | 0.625 |
| 5 | 12401 | Zumba Rachét | 29 | 4 | 0.500 |
| 6 | And in Last Place... | 28 | 2 | 0.312 | |
| 6 | 12248 | Quizlamic State | 28 | 2 | 0.312 |
| 8 | The Sea Men | 24 | 1 | 0.125 | |
| 9 | Huey Lewis and the Fake News | 23 | 0 | 0.000 |
Well, it was a crazy night at The White Harte! For the first time I've ever seen EVERYONE got the Guess Who round right on the 10 point clue!
In 3rd place, Where is Home Base? taking a jab at our writers who might not know baseball terminology...HA! NERDS!
Team Cookie tasted the sweet crumbly goodness of both 2nd place and tonight's "F the Dealer" drinking round based off a classic college drinking game.
Tonights winners The Mildlings claimed victory over the White Harte and alongside John Snow are preparing for a war against the White Walkers and now a white walker dr*SPOILERS!!*
Congrats to our winners! Thank you ALL so much for playing, please join me right here, same bat time, same bat channel! This is your friendly neighborhood Quizmaster signing off!
-Adam \m/(>.<)\m/
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 10523 | The Mildings | 60 | 5 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 12335 | Cookie | 53 | 4 | 0.800 |
| 3 | 10735 | Where's Home Base? | 51 | 3 | 0.600 |
| 4 | 12244 | Dingo Daycare | 41 | 2 | 0.400 |
| 5 | 12052 | The More we Drink the Less we Know Stuff | 37 | 1 | 0.200 |
| 6 | 12248 | Quizlamic State | 36 | 0 | 0.000 |
I personally thought tonight's questions were hard, and that just goes to show that my players at The White Harte are WAY smarter than I am. Teams were doubling down like it was going out of style and the only failed attempts missed by only 1 question.
in 3rd place, a team you've seen pictured in many previous recaps, since they almost always place, The Alt-Left! Which I assume means that they punch nazis in the face and yell at people about "True News."
In 2nd place, We Thought This Was a Paint Nite! I apologize that you guys didn't get to indulge in artistic expression, but you sure as hell expressed your ability to kick some serious ass in trivia! Especially since there were only 2 of you! (I've got to check out this Paint Nite thing! It sounds almost as fun as King Trivia!)
In 1st place, Breakfast For Dinner! A team after my own heart! I quote Leslie Knope and Ron Swanson... "Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?" "People are idiots, Leslie."
In tonight's drinking round, "The End is Nigh" I asked teams what they would do if we only had 24 hours left to live (morbid, I know but that's kinda how I roll...and also...I'm scared.) We had some great answers including: "Have sex with my wife and then ask what she wanted to do with the next 23 hours and 57...ok 58 minutes."-Oscar's Big Brain "Eat Breakfast For Dinner... (The trivia team)"- We Thought This Was a Paint Nite and the short and sweet winner: "Anal?"- Late People Suck.
Congrats to our winners! Thank you ALL so much for playing, please join me right here, same bat time, same bat channel! This is your friendly neighborhood Quizmaster signing off!
-Adam \m/(>.<)\m/
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 12210 | Breakfast For Dinner | 60 | 8 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 12261 | We Thought this was a Paint Nite | 59 | 7 | 0.875 |
| 3 | 10206 | The Alt-Left | 56 | 6 | 0.750 |
| 4 | 12052 | The More we Drink the Less we Know Stuff | 36 | 5 | 0.625 |
| 5 | 12244 | Dingo Daycare | 32 | 4 | 0.500 |
| 6 | 12248 | Quizlamic State | 30 | 3 | 0.375 |
| 7 | Late People Suck | 27 | 2 | 0.250 | |
| 8 | Garbage Fire Sale | 25 | 1 | 0.125 | |
| 9 | Oscar's Big Brain | 24 | 0 | 0.000 |
